Total Medals Earned: 47 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,325 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/225 points)
Beat the game!
Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
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Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/485 points)
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
You Win.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
